AUG03A

During a recent impromptu interview with the daughter of Dick and Colleen Poquette, Sarah divulged that she would indeed like to become an officer in the corrections system. She did not announce whether or not it would be in the state or county level or even the federal prison system but she believes she would be a valued employee in the corrections program. Poquette who has managed to avoid brushes with the law herself even though her wicken pranks bordered on criminal behavior, insists she is on the right track to help people in need in the prison system. This is perhaps an interesting concept, lets take for example a confused misplaced child from Kansas who met a good witch (presuming of course that is what Sarah is) that showed her the path of the yellow brick road and the way back to her home. If it worked for Dorothy then why couldn't it work for hundreds or even thousands of other inmates in the County Jail or State Prison System? I can imagine hundreds of inmates in their cells at night clicking their heels together and chanting all together "there's no place like home-------there's no place like home". Well you get the idea, if they are misguided Sarah just needs to pull a little spell out of her bag and their on their way to being a normal person again.

September 9th 2003 will be the date that Hobart voters will decide whether its thumbs up or thumbs down for Len Teresinski the Hobart Village President. Petitioners got 1240 signatures in the recall campaign in which they needed 670 to force the election. Teresinski who many say has a personal interest in his actions rather then having the Village at heart was on vacation and unavailable for comment when the recall elections date was set. Teresinski stated at an earlier date that petition signers had called him saying that they did not know what they were signing and were told misinformation. This is of course unsubstantiated and seems to be more of the same "bull" from the Hobart Village Office that we have heard before. The citizens of Hobart have spoken and they want an election to see who will sit in the presidents' chair, thanks in part to the diligent reporting of THE KAT AND MICK REPORT. We will be here with results when Election Day arrives.

An unfortunate incident at the home of Trixie and Kevin Sobieck has happened this past week resulting in the destruction of a piece of furniture. Unsupervised children playing with sharp utensils pierced and cut through the material of a couch in the living room of the domicile leaving a 14 foot gash in the piece of furniture rendering it utterly useless. The couch which now will be the starting piece for next years 4th of July bon fire up until now was the only piece of decent furniture in the Sobieck home. The other pieces being torn to bits by the wild mongrel bear during one of his doggie temper tantrums. Still others were ruined by The Queen, a frequent visitor to the household who through no fault of her own is incontinent and exceeded her maximum allotment of 8 wettings only to find the Depends had left a tell tale odor in the Sobieck's cushions. Alas another one for the fire. I suppose nothing can be done about that it happens to a lot of old people, but what of the children. One must ask, where were the parents? Children allowed to play with razor sharp utensils? What next will we see at the Fat Club, children having b b gun fights? Perhaps they should move right up to automatic weapons. Before we know it the children will be getting weapons of mass destruction on the black market while the parents discuss where they will be going for lunch. That's all the news that is news see ya.

In what started out to be a case of mistaken identity the Queen of Chicken night took full advantage of the situation and turned it into a full deception. While in the store one day she was approached by Germaine Everard, a former co-worker of the Kat, who began speaking to Ms. Hansen as if she were the Kat, immediately realizing in full just what was going on Jean Poquette Hansen took it one step farther and began to impersonate The Kat. While it is true that the two sisters look alike Germaine obviously did not know what to look for to tell the two apart. I have to admit that I even had trouble from time to time when we were at family functions telling one from another, until I learned to look at their backs. J.P. Hansen will always have that unmistakable line above her buttocks where the top of her Depends are, just below her waist. Some times a tape tab or two will pop out making it even easier to tell the two apart. Hansen, obviously upset about last weeks newsletter where I had not mentioned her by name but indicated a certain Queen had an incontinence problem, took advantage of the mistaken identity situation to spread malicious rumors about the writer's manhood. As if that were not enough she also told her that as a result of the first lie we would be divorcing and she would be returning to Dan LaCount! Everard eager to learn anything she could about the lives of former co-workers gobbled up the lies and never gave it a second thought to check the identity of the look alike.

Once again the grim reaper has struck in the pet world with the latest victim being the beloved Pusaunt. While Pusaunt was currently living with the Treml family in Luxemburg he has had many homes over his long life of 18 years. In his early years he lived right here at the KAT AND MICK offices where he later moved on to the Sobieck home for a couple of years where he was to be named Zak. From the Sobiecks he moved on to the Lade home where he existed for several years under the same name. Upon being discharged from his duties there he returned to the KAT AND MICK offices where his name was changed to Pusaunt. But due to an allergic reaction by the Kat he was sent to live with Bunky and Brandon in their apartment. When the two boys left to go their own separate ways Pusaunt was again without a permanent home. The Tremls took him in as a temporary visitor but upon seeing how loveable and the good mouser he was he was allowed to finish out his life in the comfort of the country estate. He had suffered through major surgery which changed him partially to a female. Pusaunt is the third such pet to pass away within a year with Bear (Sobieck's dog) being the first then Max (J.P. Hansen's dog) and now Pusaunt which rounds out the 3. As you know pets like humans are called to their maker in threes. Pusaunt was given the traditional farm burial in the barnyard and while Scott was always heard to be bad mouthing and cursing the elderly feline guest it was thought that a sob could be heard from his direction as he threw the last shovel full of dirt upon his grave.

Once again Brittany Sobieck has a new boyfriend and all we know is that his name is Justin. Being very tight lipped about any information at all concerning her boyfriends is the attitude she has chosen to take with local media. KAT AND MICK sources indicate that she has met the boy last week and were to date this weekend. We will report the news of the break up as soon as it happens right here in the Newsletter.

Joel and Shelly Sobieck have a new baby, its Hayden Evan Sobieck born August 7th 2PM. The baby is fine and so is the mother, well maybe I should say she is in the same condition she was before the baby came. That's all the news that is news, see ya.