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August 1, 2004
KAMR BREAK AREA / KITCHEN UNDER REMODEL
    Well you can tell there is no news again when I have to write about my own projects to keep the newsletter going. The kitchen area of THE KAT AND MICK REPORT offices is getting a work over by me and it is finally drawing to a close. While other work still remains on the sunroom floor and removal of the wall and old cupboards, the new cabinets are nearly completed and installed. The Kat is planning a baby shower for Cole and so the kitchen needs to be completed by the coming weekend. Much of the work till now has been tedious but now the installation process has begun and the payoff can be realized because good planning has made the installation process trouble free so far. This is not to say however that the Kat has been helpful in any way as far as planning is concerned. In fact the complete opposite is what actually took place, just when I would be completing a piece she would come along and want this shortened or something else added here or there. The Kat is to be credited however in as far as shopping for parts and picking out the countertop and doing all of the painting and finishing work. She wanted a certain look for the new cabinets and she volunteered to complete all the finishing. I offered no objection of course. She did a wonderful job and was able to turn brand new looking cabinets in ones looking at least 25 years old.

    Security has been stepped up in the Nations Capitol, New York City, New Jersey, and Oneida in light of recent intelligence observations by the FBI and CIA. At risk are The International Monetary Fund,the World Bank, the New York Stock Exchange, The Citigroup Center building, and THE KAT AND MICK REPORT. Even as I write this column armed guards stand outside my door watching for the slightest thing that may seem off the regular routine. Trucks loaded with browser pages and Internet ink that would regularly back up to our warehouse and unload are stopped at the gate and searched before being allowed to enter the KAMR complex. FBI agents posing as employees are on the constant watch as men of middle eastern decent are pass through the huge glass doors in the lobby of the KAMR building probably on their way to to a legitimate appointment. We can rest assured that if one of those guys are here for terror they will spot them and shoot them on the spot. Each of the men is heavily armed with a 9MM, a  shotgun, and poison darts. That's all the news that is news, see ya.
A TRUCK DELIVERING A LOAD OF INTERNET PAGES IS CHECKED BEFORE ENTERING THE KAMR COMPLEX
YIKES.......KAMR KITCHEN REMODEL PROJECT
KAMR EMPLOYEES EXPECTED TO PUT UP WITH THE MESS WHILE CONSTRUCTION GRINDS ON PAINFULLY SLOW
August 8, 2004
JULES CORNELIUS UNINJURED IN ACCIDENT WITH DRUNK DRIVER
    An early morning accident with a drunk driver that so often ends in tragedy indeed totaled Jules Cornelius car. Jules walked away from the accident shook up but uninjured, it is unknown how the drunk driver fared. Cornelius who lives in the Oconto area where it is estimated that at all times 65% of drivers on the roads in that area are legally intoxicated was lucky to be uninjured in the accident. Statistics from 10 years ago show that intoxicated drivers in the area made up 10% of the total drivers on the road. Recent data shows that the 10% has actually killed off 35% of the courteous drivers. With the loss of the 35% and the addition of 20% new drunk drivers just graduating from The Oconto Drunk Driving School, and the original 10%, the total exceeds even the most liberal estimates of drunk drivers on the road in Oconto.

    Saturday August 7th. was day selected for the baby shower for Cole Pickett son of Peggy and Bunky Pickett. The party which was by invitation only saw a number of guests turn out even though only a hand full had returned RSVP's. Valets collected invatations from guests arriving at the gate but not before their cars were searched with bomb sniffing dogs in case someone had planned something sinister to spoil the day. The party also benchmarked the progress of the kitchen remodeling job which is not yet complete. It was useable enough to have guests over provided they were instructed on arrival where the holes remain in the floor so they don't drop out of sight while discussing the quality of the complimentary ground bologna sandwiches. Much work still remains to be done before the next celebration planned for the Christmas gathering. Cole remained oblivious to the whole affair opening one eye breifly now and then to see if anyone was within a threatening distance. He has not yet spoken so is unable to express his impression of the gifts he received at the shower.
   
JULES WHO LIKES WEARING SWEATERS IN THE SUMMER WALKS AWAY FROM A HORRIFIC ACCIDENT
    With only 108 days to Turkey Bowl V remaining XPFL Commishioner Brandon Pickett has been considering changes for this years event. With the growing number of players each year he feels that it will become necessary to limit playing time for players on the field. He said "limiting players to 11 on each team will provide better sportsmanship and a more fair  game." To control which players are on the field coaches could be added to handle the play by play decisions. These coaches could be retired players who still have love for the game but lack the physical requirements to stay alive on the field. A basic understanding of the game is all that is required to be a coach in the XPFL. Brandon would like to know if anyone is interested in being a coach for the big game. If you are or would like more information please send an e-mail to bpickett1@new.rr.com or send an e-mail to THE KAT AND MICK REPORT at katandmick@aol.com 
Several XPFL meetings are planned for the end of summer by the Commishioner and will include Captains, Media, Head Cheerleader, and if available the Head Coaches.

The new birthday page is up and S. Lyle OConnors article was new last week just in case you missed it. That's all the news that is news, see ya.
PEGGY DISPLAYS GIFTS RECEIVED FOR COLE
COLE WHO IS UNABLE TO JOIN IN CONVERSATION DECIDES TO TAKE A NAPTO KILL TIME
THE STARTER ROSTER WAS BULGING AT THE SEAMS IN LAST YEARS TURKEY BOWL