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January 19, 2003
BAILEY JAMES TO BE BAPTIZED TODAY
The Son of Royal Scott Mansion owners Rick and Stephanie Prevost will be baptized today thus squelching rumors that the family has turned to the church of scientology as the religion of choice.
As you know many celebrities and affluent people have turned to the newly developed religion seeing it as a belief that aligns itself more with their way of life. Bailey James or BJ as he has become to be known was brand new in November and is the soul heir to the Prevost Mansion and fortune. After the ceremony at a local Catholic church the guests will meet at the Royal Scott Mansion for tea and a lunch. The Prevosts purchased the Royal Scott Mansion two years ago when they toured the Green Bay area after their marriage and decided that the town of Scott is where they wanted to live. The town was grateful noting that the Prevosts have provided employment to
BAILEY JAMES WHO ENJOYS THE COLOR GREEN AND STRIPES
to many of the indigent townsfolk doing menial tasks around the mansion and hosting dinner parties as well as providing enough caddies for the large golfing parties so important to Rick. When BJ is old enough to assume duties of running the mansion he will have an important obligation to the community indeed.
PREVOST MANSION TO BE TAKEN OVER BY BJ WHEN OLDER
While it was thought that the Chicken Night crowd this week was to be slight it was indeed quite large. The Lades, the Kat and I were thought to be the only attendees this week. After all was said and done 14 people were at the Friday night ritual with numerous patrons from the other side of the bar applying for membership to the Chicken Night Club. Even Tim's son from a previous employer Andy attended along with a couple of his friends pushing the Chicken Night Club membership even higher. I dare say should all the club members attend all the same night Cliff and Ceils would be bursting at the seams. Even the somewhat normal showing that attended Friday's gathering was enough to completely run the kitchen out of perch dinners. Wynona and Naomi were too busy to talk to us as the rest of the bar was busy with other patrons asking questions about the Queen, and the whole Chicken Night concept and how they can join.
CHICKEN NIGHT NEWS
THE QUEEN EXPLAINS BEER GOGGLES TO A PATRON AT A RECENT CHICKEN NIGHT
The XPFL page has been updated and I know that it was a long time in coming; however I think you will be pleased in the final product. Because of the large number of photos the page may take a couple of minutes to load so be patient. The second time you bring the page up it will load faster due to the images being stored in your computer. Soon a party page update! That's all the news that is news, see ya.
SOBIECKS TO WED SOON - AGAIN
January 26, 2003
Joe and Lola Sobieck will again be husband and wife by the end of the week. The wedding which is being held at an unannounced location will reunite the two after a 6 yr. break from each other by mutual agreement.
Lola who will be ending a love hate relationship with Humana insurance as their CEO for the last ten years will again be delighted to have a man staying at her house. Joe after a number of years living like a hermit in the north woods of Wisconsin and surviving off of what nature provides will indeed be happy to have hot meals provided for him again. The wedding which will have no guests or a reception will be quiet affair with only the necessary people in attendance to make the whole process legal. Lola who was interested in furthering her professional career in the world of big business may now indeed change her mind about entering a mans world and competing with the big dogs for a piece of real estate in the subdivision of mergers, buyouts and takeovers.
JOE AND LOLA TO REUNITE AFTER A 6 YEAR BREAK
A view of three very nice Union Pacific freights was the highlight of the weekend spent in Milwaukee as a guinea pig at Froedeart Memorial Hospital in their "fat" study. The tracks which adjoined the property of the Radisson Hotel we stayed at were within perfect view as the trains passed by in the middle of the night. The tests performed on Saturday were harmless enough but the ones on Sunday involved NEEDLES and I.V. BAGS and were not at all what I was told was going to happen. I nearly went home when I found out what was going on. The $150.00 that will be paid for my participation is not nearly enough for the pain and suffering that was endured by the writer. It seems trickery is not below the standards of the people who run the Froedeart research program in getting clients to participate. I am warning everyone now that this is not what you think it is and you should rethink your choice if you are considering participating in this study. Pain and suffering will be the result and I hope you will find consolation by the few dollars clenched in your fist tightly as you lay on the bed of pain in the hospital drinking "milk shakes" of radio active sand and foul tasting liquid. After 5 hours of constant withdrawal of life giving fluids from your body you are given a paltry, tasteless conglomeration of noodles and micro sized bits of ham with a side portion of green beans hardened for your chewing pleasure. This tasteless presentation called a "meal" is capped off by a piece of chocolate cake which tastes OK but is only about ½ inch thick. When you are finally done with the meal, and you can still taste their "radio active" milk shake, you are allowed to leave. While the staff was nice and they attended to your every need the experience is one I could do with out.
While at the Friday night event an announcement was made by Naomi that this was to be her last Chicken Night until some time in March. It became painfully clear during questioning that she was going into detoxification just as Wynona did last year. The burdens of the Chicken Night gatherings have indeed taken their toll on the women servants of Chicken Night. Wynona who was not present Friday night and could not be reached for comment did endure the same detox treatment last year when the pressures of keeping the Queen and her subjects in chicken and beer caused her to overindulge in alcoholic beverages on a regular basis. It now seems to be all too true that the same monster raised his ugly head and caused Wynona to become a stumbling, stammering drunk has caused Naomi to do the same. The KAT AND MICK REPORT wishes Naomi good luck in her attempt to straighten out her life.
CHICKEN NIGHT NEWS
NAOMI ON A GOOD DAY
WYNONA AFTER HER RECOVERY
For those of you who are interested there will be a new website soon for the people interested in the happenings and stories of Rockfest. The site which is under construction will be launched soon and will cater to people who attend the yearly concert and are invited to participate in a chat periodically and contribute photos and stories by e-mail. It will not be updated as much as this site but will be interesting to those who participate in the yearly event. A hyperlink will appear in the Newsletter when it is launched. That's all the news that is news, see ya.
Quiet a few people showed up at Chicken Night to my surprise, the impromptu gathering was the first time for Brandon who seemed to enjoy the Chicken Night experience with the modest group that attended. The Queen was in attendance and seemed to start out quietly but by the end of the night was hauling home deserts off the table in her purse.