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SNOW BLANKETS GREEN BAY AREA
January 18, 2004
    With winter nearing the midway point it is almost now a nuisance that snow appears and blankets the earth with its pure white existence. This past week saw a double three inch snow fall one on Wednesday and one Saturday.  People with snow plows can hardly wait for the snow to start falling when it is predicted so that they can start wearing down the part of the plow that is in contact with the earth, the blade. It is as if the blade grows uncontrollably like animals claws, if there isn't snow it could grow too long and cause some type of physical damage if it isn't worn off by the earth when its operator scrapes driveways and parking lots. Plow operators can be seen attaching the plow one or two days before the snow actually falls, this is so they are not caught off guard and will be ready when the blessed event happens, actually that's about one out of five times it's predicted. Never mind that today's modern snow plows take only minutes to attach once the necessary hardware is installed on the vehicle, in Green Bay it is tradition that plow operators ride around with the plow for one day before and after any snow fall totaling ½ inch or more. For storms in excess of 4 inches proper protocol suggests adding an extra day after the storm ceases is in order so there is two days after the storm and one before. New Storms that occur within the afore mentioned grace period will extend that time and a whole new set of guidelines are in play. Storms occurring within a few days of each other warrant the non removal of the plow until further notice statute. That is the plow stays on until the operator is damn good and ready to take it off. I am not into all the plows and stuff, I am waiting for global warming to hurry up and get to the point where we have summer, three days of fall, and then summer again. No snow at all that's what I'm waiting for, perhaps I will not be able to depend on Mother Nature for that.

    While examining the Christmas Photos I noticed that people, as a tribute to Zeus I suspect, were commemorating the previous Christmas of 2003 by pretending their necks were broken. Several people were seen pretending that they had no control of their necks by leaning their heavy heads on unsuspecting people sitting next to them. The Kat was able to snap photos of the strange phenomenon as people one by one went through the motions of performing their interpretation of the debilitating injury.  Zeus apparently had not known of the incident as there was sure to be a ruckus if she had caught someone in the act. Also in the photos I found a perfect picture of the Queen with her favorite gift.
   
    News from Stephanie indicates that there has been a communication between Michael Poquette and his brother Stephen who lives in Oconto.
Apparently the conversation was short and ended abruptly with Michael telling Sod that he would call back again soon. Prior to this communication which was initiated by Michael there had not been contact with him by anyone east of the Rockies for months. That's all the news that is news, see ya.

ABOVE: DOATS PRETENDS HER NECK IS BROKEN AS A TRIBUTE TO ZEUS
BELOW: IT IS NOT KNOWN FOR SURE IF THIS IS A TRIBUTE TO ZEUS THAT DICK IS PERFORMING OR IF HE IS JUST ACTING NORMAL
THE QUEEN CAN HARDLY CONTAIN HER JOY WHEN SHE RECEIVES HER GIFT
LAST PHOTO RECEIVED FROM THE MARS ROVER SPIRIT
January 25, 2004
BRITTANY SOBIECK SCHEDULED FOR DEATH
    In  a dramatic experiment to show the evils of driving under the influence of alcohol Brittany Sobieck has agreed to be the first student to be killed in a staged accident with a drunk driver.  Sobieck, who is 17, will be dead for about 6 hours after the accident and if everything goes as planned will be reanimated with the help of a defibrillator, adrenalin, knife switches connected to a Jacobs's ladder, and a gurney that can be lifted with chains up through the roof in a lightning storm. Excitement does not fully describe the mood that Sobieck is in for the experiment, she can hardly wait to be dead so she can explore the after life and the world of dead people and come back and tell her friend Megadeth about it. The experiment which will be conducted by The De Pere Police Dept. is the first of its kind where a young woman will actually be killed, and hopefully be brought back to life. Sobieck's Mother, Trixie, flew into a rage upon seeing the letter from the De Pere Police Dept. thinking that her heart breaking daughter had again caused trouble with another young man. Trixie was relieved to find out that she was just going to die and hopefully be brought back to life. Not to be outdone a local wicken group has contacted the police dept. about participating in bringing the dead girl back to life.

    Is the honeymoon over or what? With the marriage not yet three years old it seems the happy couple is taking separate vacations, Joel has already taken his trip to Canada fishing and Shelly will soon be heading to Mexico on her own vacation with out Joel. To top it off before she goes she will be having a "Passion Play Party". These are the parties that contain all that sexually oriented paraphernalia that has become so popular with the movers and shakers. Evidently she needs to sell, and earn enough money to have a good time when she is in the home of the bronze gods.
Anyway if you want to help with her vacation money and you are 18 years old or over you can come to her party which will be at her home, 4512 Overland Rd. It will be on Monday Feb. 2nd at 6 PM, men are not invited but all women are welcome. For more information you can call Shelly at 920-865-2330.

   Apparently Lola is still Joe's valentine and main squeeze because they will be heading off for a romantic trip in February. Joe and Lola who have had a hot and cold, go no go, on again off again Finnegan relationship decided to go see Mickey and his friends in Florida for nice mid winters vacation. The newly re-weds will be calling this their re-honeymoon.

    Stephanie Prevost has colored her hair to try to make it appear as if she is keeping up with the times. A sort of pink and purple combination promotes her face and makes her highly attractive. Her child Bailey, was frightened of her for a short time but lately has been highly entertained by the colorful sight. Prevost, who for some time has been threatening to do some thing drastic for attention, mildly peaked the interest of her family for about 5 minutes.

    According to Peg Van Lannen (the Matriarch) Michael Poquette has told his son David that he will be coming home for a short period to visit. It is not known when he will be coming or when he can fit the visit into his busy schedule. As a side note and correction to last weeks story Michael Poquette never actually spoke directly to Sod but left a message on his answering machine as noted by David Poquette. That's all the news that is news, see ya.

BRITTANY PLANS TO DIE FOR THE CAUSE
STEPHANIE SHOWS OFF HER ATTRACTIVE HAIR DEW