NOV03B

Many people have been quick to condemn Michael Jackson and his alleged pedophilia problem however what we must ask is what if he didn't do it? Last night while I was attending a Michael Jackson candle light vigil, I spoke to Logan Sobieck who defended Jackson saying that he believes there is no evidence at all to suggest any of the accusations are true. Sobieck describes Jackson as a wonderful entertainer and a good friend who knows his limitations when they are together. Sobieck who has known Jackson since he was a small child said that he has spent many nights with Jackson sometime sleeping in the same bed with him. He believes what Jackson states is the most fun a child can have, when two friends can sleep together and be together even while they sleep. Sobieck adds that he enjoys spending time with Jackson and doesn't mind sleeping in the same bed, although he complains of waking up groggy and is sleepy the next day until about noon. Sobieck has named Jackson as an important part of his posse even though he has never ridden with the Oneida law enforcement group. Sobieck says that even though Jackson has never helped his posse, he is holding off of asking for his help until a case pops up which would require his special talents. Sobieck said that he is waiting until a child is lost in the area to call Jackson, stating that he specializes in boys 14 years old and under. Even though Sobiecks posse has been unsuccessful in the past in capturing any dangerous criminals or finding missing persons he still continues to enlist the services of locals to ride the Oneida area. Sobieck worries that Jackson will be railroaded in his trial and be sent to prison leaving him with one less friend, and further visits to Never Land, Jackson's theme park homestead, cancelled.

People coming in for the Turkey Bowl have been phoning in their reservations for accommodations with Cheryl and Steve Purshock staying right here at the KAMR offices. The KAMR office complex conveniently has a living quarter's section which will serve them well. They along with Jeremy, Cheryl's son and Jessica Steve's daughter, will arrive about 5 or 6 PM on the eve of the Turkey Bowl. Because of personality conflicts between Steve and Jeremy it is unknown if Jeremy will be able to sustain life throughout the whole trip. It is possible that they may have to pull into rest stops several times to duke it out during the trip. Dave Poquette is also expected to arrive on Wed. with a female acquaintance also named Cheryl. It is thought that they will be staying at Dick Poquette's house through the weekend. Conflicts are not anticipated in their trip. John Poquette will be detained and unable to attend the Turkey Bowl. Aimee Poquette will also attend the event with her boyfriend in tow who also is a key player in the sporting event. The airport informs us that the incoming flights for that day are booked solid ensuring a sellout crowd once again for TBIV. Once again field preparation will begin at 9:00 AM Wed. November 26 at Poquette Field, if you want to assist. That's all the news that is news, see ya.

In what was the closest ever competition for victory in the Turkey Bowl the Blue Jell-O's were able to hang on and take the trophy home once again. The Red Gobblers who were nipping at the heels of the Jell-O's the whole game by one score were unable to get into the end zone in the last seconds of the game even though they were in Jell-O territory and within throwing distance of the touchdown that would have tied the game. Had the Gobblers completed the effort and tied the game in the last seconds, the first ever sudden death over time would have been played at Poquette Field. The game ended with the Jell-O's winning 35 to 28. Both teams kept penalties to a minimum with flags being thrown mostly on bad kickoffs and a few other minor infractions. Injuries were also kept to a minimum with only one twisted ankle reported by Bunkey who limped off the field on his own power. The half time show which was non existent left us only with the presentation of the Earl Poquette military awards to the son of Earl, David Poquette. The XPFL Cheerleaders which promised a bathing suit competition for the half time show once again failed to deliver. With no one attempting to organize and keep the XPFL Cheerleaders in check they once again became uncontrollable by the fourth quarter boldly walking on to the field and barging into the middle of a Red Gobbler huddle. Cheerleader Trixie could be heard from center field loudly chastising Asa's running style who had gained little yardage on the kickoff return. Other Gobbler players received similar reprimands and advice from various other boisterous red Cheerleaders in the same incident. While most of the Cheerleaders on both teams consumed their usual quota of cigarettes and liquor it should be noted that a small number of them were well behaved and did not give in to the vices that overtook the others. Raffle ticket sales figures are not in as of yet but it is felt that sales were at about what was expected for the event and sales will continue until Christmas Eve.

The past week also saw a disturbance at West De Pere Middle School with one student being expelled and taken to the juvenile detention after brandishing a pistol. The unidentified student was apparently to fight with another student over a supposed friendship with Michael Jackson. Apparently the student with the gun angry with another unidentified boy who says he is friends with Michael and defends him saying that the allegations in the national media are not true. The unidentified boy who heads a posse in Oneida said that he often has asked Jackson to visit him at his own home and has refused but has invited him to his Neverland ranch instead. The boy also said he wanted Michael to come and watch him play in the special Thanksgiving Day football game his family has called the Turkey Bowl. Michael declined saying "I have a small quiet room at Neverland where we can go and talk about it. I want to hear all about it, all the details, right down to how the other boys slap your butt." That's all the news that is news, see ya.