eremy Bubanas son of Cheryl Purshock and the youngest of her offspring has completed his duty in training for the position of loadmaster for the Air Force and is now in reserves. In his free time he is able to exist as a cabana boy, accepting food, transportation in posh vehicles, and expensive gifts from single older women cruising the beach in exchange for providing the illusion that they are still able to pick up young men when ever they want.
The "cougars" as they are called by his sister Crystal are sometimes the same age or only a few years younger than his own mother. Jeremy: "As long as they keep giving me money I'm gonna keep hanging out with the cougars." Bubanas, best known for using his Forest Gump imitations to impress women is able to pick up
the cougars in spite of his lack of charm in the romance department.
Cheryl Purshock, concerned about her son becoming infected by contact with the cougars was told by Bubanas that he has no sexual contact with them and is only interested the the material aspects of the encounters. When realizing that no sexual contact was expected of the cougars she lamented the fact that she lacked the money, time and talent to search for the cabana boys herself.
MEEUSEN BECOMES FULLTIME AT SAN LOUIS
Mary Meeusen who has struggled with jobs recently had become a part time employee at San Louis Manor, but as of last week she has been accepted as the full time MDS coordinator for the nursing home.
San Louis Manor which already hosts two of the Poquette sisters on their staff will add the third sister this week with only a small fanfare. A small cake will be served and all attending will receive a free catalog of Mary Kay products of which Meeusen is a representative.
Mary "Doats" Meeusen
PICKETT SNELL WEDDING SEES ONLY ONE INJURY
The weather cooperated and all was well at Heritage Hill on Saturday as Clara Snell became Mrs. Brandon Pickett. Aside from some wind the day was perfect.
Clara Snell and Brandon Pickett united
The reception was at the Packer Atrium and the staff at the facility was top notch providing anything needed for the event.
There was only one injury at the event and that was Crystal Bubanas who sustained a cut foot after her son dropped a glass on the floor shattering and cutting his moms foot. Bubanas also known as Crystal Blue-Bananas was
encouraged by her mother, Cheryl Purshock to seek medical attention however the 27 year old Florida resident refused the trip to the hospital.
Blue-Bananas, who has been dating a 34 year old Pensicola resident for the last 5 months wisely used remedies on hand to ease her pain and consumed mass quantities of alcohol to make her self comfortable after the injury.
Crystal cries in pain after cutting her foot
BINDER DAUGHTERS IMPREGNATED
Moureen Ratnayake and Bridged Novaczek, daughters of Faye and Donald Binder are both expecting offspring this summer with one due in July and the other in August. It was not clear at press time which was due at what time. More details to follow when we have them. That's all the news that is news, see ya.