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  TURKEY BOWL X

PLACE: POQUETTE FIELD
DATE: THURSDAY NOVEMBER 26, 2009
TIME: 2:00PM
SEATING: Bleachers
PREGAME STARTS AT 1:30 PM


The big game is broadcast by :
TBSN
Join Dave, Joanie,  Mike and Brittany for complete coverage starting with the pregame show at 1:30 PM on the Turkey Bowl Sports Network.
THE CHEERLEADERS CORNER
TEAMS ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANY NUMBER OF PLAYERS, IF MORE PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY THEY WILL BE ADDED TO THE ROSTER ON THAT DAY. THE XPFL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TRADE OR MOVE PLAYERS AS IT SEES FIT.
XPFL OFFICIALS:
REFEREE
EARL POQUETTE JR.

TOM PICKETT

SAM POQUETTE

FIELD JUDGE
ABOUT THE OFFICIAL XPFL FIELD

LENGTH: 50 YARDS
WIDTH: 25 YARDS
GOAL POSTS: NONE
LIGHTS: NONE
PRESS BOX : 25 YARD LINE EITHER SIDE

Official XPFL Rules
This is full contact football with NFL rules with exceptions:

The 3 second rule - No one can blitz the quarter back until 3 seconds after the ball is snapped. Likewise the quarterback may only run out of the pocket and past the line of scrimmage if he is chased out by the defense. The quarterback must
Get rid of the ball within 10 seconds of the snap or he is down at the spot he is standing.

No field goals – Because of the fact that there are no goal posts.

Only one First Down is attainable – Because of the short field and the limited amount of players there is only one first down

On side kicks are prohibited.

Disputed Plays – Because there is no television instant replay, plays in dispute will be decided by Magic 8 Ball.

11 Players per team – Teams are limited to 11 players because of the small field. If a total of 22 players are not available then players may be traded to the opposing team to make the sides even.

The Clock – The clock will stop only for these circumstances:

              Change of possession
Charged Time Out (2 Min)
              Official’s Time out
Ball out of Bounds
Penalties

Video for the
Turkey Bowl is provided by:

Scott Treml Video
Production Services
"We don''t do weddings or any of dat crap, all we do is the Trukey Bowl so we're damn good at it."    Scott Treml.
LINE JUDGE
Is Proud to Present this years
Acknowledgments
BLUE JELL-O'S TB VIII PLAYER ROSTER
1.  Steve Smith
2.  Willey Cornelius
3.  Ryan Cullinane
4.  Logan "Loggie Doggie" Sobieck
5.  Danielle VanLanen
6.  Bob VanLanen
7.  Elvis Purshock
8.  Andrew Purshock
9.  Adam Meeuwsen
TB IX winners photo
RED GOBBLERS PLAYER ROSTER
1. Zack Skenadore

2. Clark Baldwin

3. Alex Pickett

4. Gary Meeuwsen

5. Brandon Pickett

6. Dylan "The Hitman" Sutton

7. Jordan "Trainwreck" Veale

8. Sarah Poquette

9. Kelly Wenzel

TB IX Photos
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Music and sound bites------------------Brittany Sobieck
Lining and Field prep-------------------- Brandon Pickett
Games and Prizes-----------------------------Kathy Pickett
Press Box/Scoreboard setup---------- Kevin Sobieck
Bleachers---------------------- Brown County Fairgrounds
Bleacher hauling-------------Kevin and Logan Sobieck
Countdown Billboard----------------------Trixie Sobieck
Sobieck Hall Prep--------------------------- Kevin Sobieck
50-50 Raffle--------------Shelly Sobieck, Dan VanLenen
Score GirlsJanel Engelbert, Grace Veale, Kate Treml
Announcers----------------Mike Pickett, Dave Poquette
Sound-----------------------------------------------Mike Pickett
Emergency First Aid Cart-------------Colleen Poquette
First Aid Caregiver--------------------------Bailey Prevost
Turkeys---------Rae Poquette, Jean Poquette-Hansen
Cat hair cold slaw--------------------------Peg VanLanen
Pies---------------------Colleen Poquette, Peg VanLanen
All other food prep-----Snow Danforth, Trixie Sobieck
Popcorn machine---------------------------Dan VanLanen
Photography---------Cheryl Purshock, Cleen Poquette
Video editing and production---------------Scott Treml
Snow Shoveling---------------Jordan "trainwreck"Veale
Knockdown and cleanup-----Brandon, Logan, Kevin

Top Ten Reasons XPFL cheerleaders have been rejected by the NFL
10. Rumors of drinking             on the sideline.

9. Not accustomed to             showing enough skin.

8.  NFL officials afraid             crowd will will leave in        horror if cheerleaders        show more skin.

7.  Uniforms not                      "bedazzled".

6. Cheerleaders                      standard cheers
     contain curse words.

5.  Pyramid not high                enough.

4. History of interfering           with game using a              whistle.

3.  Instead of
     encouraging
     players of their team
     they berate them.

2. Fan complaints of
    cheerleaders hissing
    and swearing at them.

1. Facial hair.
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TB IX Photos
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Play the Kat and Mick Report commercial heard at TB IX