TURKEY BOWL 2000 is barely over and we are already planning TURKEY BOWL 2001. TB01 is to be bigger and better then TB2K in every way possible. First of all we need more players, if you know anyone who wants to play then get them signed up now for TB01. Our Cheerleaders last year did a great job and put on a stunning show and its always nice to see great looking girls jumping up and down, but we need more of them. We will be actively recruiting more girls to be Cheerleaders, this means we could have a squad for each team as well as seperate or combined efforts on the Half Time show. There are Cheerleader tryouts planned for the summer of 01, and we will give you the dates and times when we have them. We also have a few equipment problems, if anyone knows where we can get some jerseys made up at a reasonable price then please let us know,send an electronic mail to the address on the home page. We also need people to run the chains and someone to run the scoreboard and keep time on the game clock.
BROTHERS SAM, AND EARL POQUETTE TAKE AN "OFFICIALS TIME OUT" EARL ALSO TAKING THE OPERTUNITY TO SHOW OFF HIS DR. EVIL IMPRESSION
OFFICIAL XPFL CHEERLEADERS STEPHANIE PREVOST (left) KATHY PICKETT (center) AND TRIXIE SOBIECK (right) WORKING THE CROWD BEFORE THE START OF THE GAME.
HEAD OFFICIAL EARL POQUETTE JR. HAVING A FRIENDLY WORD WITH THE CHEERLEADERS REMINDING THEM TO STAY OFF THE FIELD DURING THE GAME.
PLEASE JOIN US FOR TURKEY BOWL 2001
PLACE: POQUETTE FIELD
DATE: THURSDAY NOVEMBER 22, 2001
SEATING: BRING YOUR OWN
ABOUT THE OFFICIAL XPFL FIELD
LENGTH: 50 YARDS
WIDTH: 25 YARDS
GOAL POSTS: NONE
PRESS BOX : 25 YARD LINE EITHER SIDE
OFFICIAL XPFL RULES
THIS IS FULL CONTACT FOOTBALL WITH NFL RULES WITH THESE EXCEPTIONS
THE 5 SECOND RULE - NO ONE CAN BLITZ THE QUARTER BACK UNTILL 5 SECONDS AFTER THE BALL IS SNAPPED.
NO FIELD GOALS - BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NO GOAL POSTS.
ONLY ONE FIRST DOWN IS ATTAINABLE - BECAUSE OF THE SHORT FIELD AND THE LIMITED AMOUNT OF PLAYERS THERE IS ONLY ONE FIRST DOWN AND THAT IS THE 25 YARD LINE, MID FIELD
DISPUTED PLAYS -
BECAUSE THERE IS NO TELEVISION INSTANT REPLAY, PLAYS IN DISPUTE WILL BE DECIDED BY MAGIC EIGHT BALL.
9 PLAYERS PER TEAM - TEAMS ARE LIMITED TO 9 PLAYERS BECAUSE OF THE SMALL FIELD. IF A TOTAL OF 18 PLAYERS ARE NOT AVAILABLE THEN PLAYERS MAY BE TRADED TO THE OPOSING TEAM TO MAKE THE SIDES EVEN. SHOULD AN ODD NUMBER OF PLAYERS OCCUR THEN 1 OR MORE PLAYERS MUST SIT OUT.
THE CLOCK - THE CLOCK WILL STOP ONLY FOR THESE CIRCUMSTANCES.
CHANGE OF POSSESSION
CHARGED TIME OUT (2 MIN.)
OFFICIALS TIME OUT
BALL OUT OF BOUNDS
TB2K FROM THE BLIMP
HEAD OFFICIAL EARL POQUETTE CHECKING TO SEE WHO THE WINNER OF THE COIN TOSS IS
XPFL CHEERLEADERS PREPARING TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
BLUE JELLOS PREPARING TO KICK OFF TO THE RED GOBBLERS AS THEY STARE EACH OTHER DOWN BEFORE THE KICK.
THE TB2K RED GOBBLERS
1 Brandon Pickett
2 Kevin Young
3 Josh Young
4 Aaron Freward
5 Sarah Poquette
6 Adam Muesen
30 Alex Pickett
THE TB2K BLUE JELLOS
2 Robert VanLannen
3 Logan Sobieck
4 Gary Freward
5 Rick Poquette
6 Michael "Bunky" Pickett
77 Justin Sobieck
THE FINAL SCORE OF TURKEY BOWL 2000
RED GOBBLERS 61
BLUE JELLOS 42
BLUE JELLOS CAPTAIN JUSTIN SOBIECK AWAITS THE KICKOFF OF TB2K
NEW MOVES COMING FOR XPFL CHEERLEADERS
On Feb. 22 The Kat and I attended the West DePere Dance Extravaganza, the main reason for attending was to see Alex in the "male'" dance team, but another reason was so head cheerleader Kat Pickett could catch some of the new pom and dance moves. Many new moves were noted by the Kat and I'm sure she will have all you prospective cheerleaders performing these moves this summer during practices, don't forget you all are responsible for your own wine and cigerettes, however emergency back up wine will be on hand as well as generec cigs, should you forget. If you need to use the back ups you will have to replace them at your next practice. See you all in June and keep checking the web site for any changes in the schedule.
PREGAME BUSSTLE PRIOR TO START OF TB2K
RED GOBBLERS AWAIT PUNT RETURN WHILE THE CROWD LOOKS ON
RAE POQUETTE FANTISIZING ABOUT HER ROLE IN TB-01
SHE HOPES SHE IS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES SELECTED TO
PERFORM AS AN XPFL CHEERLEADER
TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT TB2K
10. These hot dogs taste like
9. What do you mean admission
is free I paid $100 for this
ticket from a scalper
8. Is that a football in your pants
or are you just glad to see me.
7. Snowmen are NOT permitted
as line men.
6. You parked for free?
5. You don't get to keep the
footballs that go in the stands?
4. Who's that guy HE-HATE-ME
I'll bet he's going places.
3. Boy I wish those announcers
would replace Madden and
2. Aren't those the same
cheerleaders that the Dallas
1. Let's go I don't want to miss
any Turkey Bowl parties
BOB VAN LANNEN
LEE VAN LANNEN
TEAMS ARE NOT LIMITED TO ONLY THESE PLAYERS, IF MORE PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY THEY WILL BE ADDED TO THE ROSTER ON THAT DAY. THE XPFL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TRADE OR MOVE PLAYERS AS IT SEES FIT.
TB-01 PLAYERS ROSTER
EARL POQUETTE JR.
Get ready Cheerleaders, the game coming, think of some clever cheers. There will be a total of 8 cheerleaders for the game. There will be blue uniforms and red ones, dress warmly. Do not get flimsy before the twenty second. The Kat