THIS IS FULL CONTACT FOOTBALL WITH NFL RULES WITH THESE EXCEPTIONS
THE 5 SECOND RULE - NO ONE CAN BLITZ THE QUARTER BACK UNTILL 5 SECONDS AFTER THE BALL IS SNAPPED.
NO FIELD GOALS - BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NO GOAL POSTS.
ONLY ONE FIRST DOWN IS ATTAINABLE - BECAUSE OF THE SHORT FIELD AND THE LIMITED AMOUNT OF PLAYERS THERE IS ONLY ONE FIRST DOWN AND THAT IS THE 25 YARD LINE, MID FIELD
ON SIDE KICKS ARE PROHIBITED.
DISPUTED PLAYS -
BECAUSE THERE IS NO TELEVISION INSTANT REPLAY, PLAYS IN DISPUTE WILL BE DECIDED BY MAGIC EIGHT BALL.
9 PLAYERS PER TEAM - TEAMS ARE LIMITED TO 9 PLAYERS BECAUSE OF THE SMALL FIELD. IF A TOTAL OF 18 PLAYERS ARE NOT AVAILABLE THEN PLAYERS MAY BE TRADED TO THE OPOSING TEAM TO MAKE THE SIDES EVEN. SHOULD AN ODD NUMBER OF PLAYERS OCCUR THEN 1 OR MORE PLAYERS MUST SIT OUT.
THE CLOCK - THE CLOCK WILL STOP ONLY FOR THESE CIRCUMSTANCES.
CHANGE OF POSSESSION
CHARGED TIME OUT (2 MIN.)
OFFICIALS TIME OUT
BALL OUT OF BOUNDS
PENALTYS
SPORTS
THE CHEERLEADERS
CORNER
BLUE JELLOS #
RED GOBBLERS #
TEAMS ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANY NUMBER OF PLAYERS, IF MORE PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY THEY WILL BE ADDED TO THE ROSTER ON THAT DAY. THE XPFL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TRADE OR MOVE PLAYERS AS IT SEES FIT.
TB-IV PLAYERS ROSTER
OFFICIALS:
REFEREE AND
LINE JUDGE
EARL POQUETTE JR.
SAM POQUETTE
FIELD JUDGE
FINAL SCORE
TB-IV SPONSORS
AARON MEEWSEN 9
GARY MEEWSEN 15
ADAM MEEWSEN 11
RICK POQUETTE 14
BRANDON PICKETT 4
PEGGY PICKETT 6
BOB VAN LANNEN 2
JASON DUE 8
JEREMY BUBANNAS 7
JESSIE PURSHOCK 3
ASA 12
KELLY WELZEL 13
LOGAN SOBIECK 1
JUSTIN SOBIECK 13
SARAH POQUETTE 15
RICK JOHNSON 14
JULIUS CORNELIUS 5
J. D. BUNKER 9
BEN HOCK 11
JOE SIEHR 10
STEVE PURSHOCK 12
BUNKY PICKETT 6
JOHN RUGGLES 3
ABOUT THE OFFICIAL XPFL FIELD
LENGTH: 50 YARDS
WIDTH: 25 YARDS
GOAL POSTS: NONE
LIGHTS: NONE
PRESS BOX : 25 YARD LINE EITHER SIDE
KAT, JOANIE, AND JEANIE (THE QUEEN) SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
SPATULA CITY
THE ELVIS TAPES
SCHOOL OF INTERCOMM ANNOUNCING
UNIBANK
OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS
BARTELS & JAMES BROWN
THE SLIM CRASH DIET
DUB THEATER
SMOKE AIR
SUGAR SHOCKERS
YOGURT
THE POST OFFICE
ON THE FIELD JOANIE CONDUCTS PRE-GAME INTERVIEWS
THE XPFL CHEERLEADERS WELCOME THE PLAYERS TO THE FIELD
FATHER PITTED AGAINST DAUGHTER
LEFT: STEVE PURSHOCK WITH DAUGHTER JESSE
ASA GETS A SECOND CHANCE WHEN JD MISSES THE TACKLE
INJURED PLAYERS WATCH FROM BEHIND THE SIDELINES
BLUE JELL-O'S DOMINATE THE GAME
OFFICIAL SAM POQUETTE WATCHES A PLAY AT THE SIDELINE
RED GOBBLER TEAM CAPTAIN BRANDON PICKETT FOOLISHLY TAUNTS BLUE JELL-O DEFENCE RESULTING IN A SACK
XPFL CHEERLEADERS DRINK UNCONTROLABLY AT THE SIDELINE
SARAH POQUETTE GETS UP SLOWLY AFTER BEING TACKLED FOR A SHORT GAIN
XPFL SEATING BEGINS TO FILL UP ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE GAME TIME
ITS A BIG PLAY, THE FANS GO WILD!
XPFL ANNOUNCERS TIM LADE, MIKE PICKETT, AND DAVE POQUETTE GET STATS FED FROM JOHN KROHN AND STEVE POQUETTE
AN UNAUTHORIZED CHEERLEADER BREAKS OUT IN CHEERS WITH REGULAR XPFL CHEERLEADERS ONLY TO BE CARTED OFF LATER BY SECURITY AND BEATEN NEAR UNCONCIOUSNESS
RULE CHANGES FOR 2004:
QUARTERBACK SAFE TIME, 3 seconds safe time allowed until the quarter back can be rushed. This has been reduced from 5 seconds used in previous years.
QUARTER BACK SNEAK, The Quarterback may run past the line of scrimmage only after the 3 seconds have expired.
NEW RULE, The quarter back has 10 seconds to get rid of the ball. Should the quarterback keep the ball more then 10 seconds he is down at the spot he was standing when the whistle was blowen.
PLAYER LIMITATIONS, Each team may have a maximum of 11 players on the field at any one time while there is a live play on the field. Any more then 11 will result in a penelty of 5 yards. It is possible to play with less then 11 players if desired by the team captain. Team substitutions will be made by the coaches of each team.
COACHES, Each team may have a coach to be determined on game day.
