s you recall two weeks ago THE NEWSLETTER ran a story about Axis of Evil member Eileen Sobieck researching water aerobics for seniors when she was overcome by spirits and had to be removed from the water. Since we broke that story Sobieck has called the newsroom to complain and
make some corrections as well as bring us some new facts.
According to Sobieck the incident involving her inability to exit the pool without assistance did not happen this summer but last year instead. Sobieck
explained that she had never been taught proper pool protocol because when she was a child (the time when most of us learn pool protocol) the only pool that was available to them was the hand dug hole behind the pig barn lined with bread bags. Sobieck: "We could never get water to stay in that pool so pool protocol was a moot point, the bags leaked." Hence Sobieck was never taught the proper amount of alcohol to consume when floating in a swimming pool.
Sobieck also pointed out that "what happens in the pool stays in the pool" referring to remarks made about her by a KAMR unidentified source. The obvious outrage generated by the remarks led Trixie to name the unidentified informant as Stephonia Prevost at a hastily organized telephone news conference from the Sobieck's northern retreat in Three Lakes Wisconsin.
Eileen "Trixie" Sobieck
Sobieck so upset by the betrayal of confidence entrusted to Prevost that she pointed out an unreported derailment of Stephonia's role model like facade during the return trip from the Timber Rattler outing less than one month ago. It seems that
Prevost had trouble determining when enough was enough and swilled beer at the game to the point that she became ill on the way home. Her husband Rick was unable to stop the car fast enough for his spousal unit to stagger to the ditch and spew so Prevost became violently ill in the car ruining the
A katandmick photo
Eileen "Trixie" Sobieck relaxes in their pool with a cocktail
Stephonia Prevost
trip on the way home for Rick and causing Bailey to worry and wail for the welfare of his mother. Sobieck when asked if the Axis of Evil were turning on each other replied "Damn right."
Prevost who could not be reached for comment as of yet is still unaware of Sobieck's outrage. It is unknown how this will effect the effectiveness of the Axis of Evil.
LOGAN INVOLVED IN ALTERCATION IN THE PITS
The pits are the area where mechanics tend to race cars changing tires and adding fuel and it has long been a fertile breeding ground for ruffians and ne'er-do-wells. Logan Sobieck this past week apparently was involved in a physical altercation when he met up with the angry father of a former girl friend. As reported by a relative Sobieck fielded several punches without returning the favor at the pit area at the Seymour race track. Long time Sobieck pal Aarien Robertson stepped in to try to quell the disturbance and also received several punches.
The unhappy father was upset over something written on the car driven by Sobieck in the race, and apparently Sobieck had written unflattering remarks about the girl on the car for public view. That's all the news that is news, see ya.
