urkey Bowl fans excitement is building to a crescendo as the feast of the turkey approaches for this means football at it's finest. Once again the XPFL will host it's annual premier game between the Hobart Blue Jell-O's and the Oneida Red Gobblers on Thanksgiving Day. Rumor has it that that other team in town is playing a game that day as well, but it will not be in Green Bay.
Fans of the bowl game are coming from far and wide and the first to show up is Dave Poquette
native to Hobart but now calls Clarksville Tennessee home.
Poquette color man for the broadcast of the game arrived last night and is staying at former official Dick Poquette's home. Along with Dave, Diane Buffington-Bryant has made the trek to central Wisconsin for her first Turkey Bowl. Buffington-Bryant a native of Tennessee
immediately said yes when Poquette asked her to accompany him to his northern homeland to see the big game.
Cheryl and Steve Purshock who previously indicated that they would be attending Turkey Bowl XII have sent word that they will indeed not be attending the annual event. The Purshocks who have recently moved to California due to a change in Cheryl's work situation have purchased a home and are about to move in. Cheryl Purshock: "Turkey Bowl will have to wait another year, we have to get moved in."
Also not attending the Turkey Bowl this year and transplanted to California is Chrissie Meeuwsen. Meeuwsen a former Peace Corps worker has decided to further her education after her two year stint as a foreign aid worker in Benin Africa. She is attending UC Davis School of Law, but will be spending thanksgiving with her Aunt Cheryl and Uncle Steve at their new home.
Jean Poquette-Seidl has been talking trash talk on facebook taunting the Red Gobbler cheerleaders. At this weeks Fat Club meeting the former Queen of Chicken Night taunted the Kat by making disparaging remarks about her attire while she was bringing a phone book she asked for. Poquette-Seidl: " I won't be ordering that sweater." She uttered the remark after the Kat left the room. Other members of "The Fat Club" told the Kat what she said when she returned with the phone book.
This week's question comes from an anonyms source.
Question: How can you tolerate Mick for publishing distasteful things about his own family?
Answer: By the nature of this question I must assume that you are referring to last weeks newsletter about the Seidl's marriage count down compared to the Kardasian wedding, or maybe it was the reference to the excessive drinking of my sisters. Which ever the case, let it be known that my name also appears on the mast head of this publication, and I do contribute to the end product by reporting news. These two news stories happen to have originated from my own reporting as I attended Willy's game and observed these things first hand. I'm sorry if you don't like the report, but as always we don't make the news, we just report it.
That's all the news that is news, see ya.
The Purshocks pose in front of their new home with Chrissie Meeuwsen who can't stop laughing at Steve's new garb.