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The News for Sunday November 1, 2015
TURKEY BOWL GAME BALL TO BE AWARDED TO MVP
Exalted Ruler Dave Poquette with Betsy Glover (not related to Danny Glover)
Christine Meeuwsen kicks off the game ball to start TBXV, later it was determined that her club leg gave her an unfair advantage
ame Balls for the Turkey Bowl have always been special, new, professional and lots of lettering. Now the ball will have a little more lettering as Turkey Bowl Commissioner Brandon Pickett and Red Gobblers team captain Alex Pickett announced this week that they have a special ball for the Turkey Ball engraved with the Turkey Bowl lettering followed by the Roman numeral of this year XVI.
This special ball will be the official game ball of the Turkey Bowl throughout play. This unique football will then be awarded to the game MVP. In the past the announcers in the booth determined who the MVP was and announced at the end of the game who it was. There was no prize or even a free drink, all there was was the public acknowledgement that you were the best in the game when announcers Dave Poquette and this writer made mention of it after play had ended. It has not been determined by the league as of yet if that protocol will stand in light of the notable prize now being offered. The Pickett boys went on to say that this will be a tradition from now on.
GLITCH MAY HOLD UP PRODUCTION OF JERSEYS
A selection of the wrong font may hold up the production of the Turkey Bowl Jerseys for this years game. According to Alex Pickett who spoke to Commissioner Brandon Pickett the font on the sample is incorrect and will need a reset before production can begin. An unknown amount of time will be needed for the change according to Pickett. We will keep you informed as the story develops.
POSSIBLE VISIT FROM EXHAULTED RULER FOR LOCAL FAT CLUB MEETING
Arrangements are being made for the Exalted Ruler of "The Fat Club" (Dave Poquette) to return to fray to rule over one meeting. The Kat says that she has taken the day off in anticipation of the ER visiting the KAMR headquarters. The Exalted Ruler has not yet confirmed his intentions on travel for the Turkey Bowl held on Thanksgiving Day but is expected to be receptive to the idea of arriving early for the meeting. Poquette relinquished his hold on leadership of "The Fat Club" after leaving the area in the 1990's before this publication began, but held on to the privilege of returning periodically and enjoying temporary command during his presence.
MEAT PIE PRODUCTION SCHEDULED
The annual production of the traditional holiday treat known as the meat pie will begin in earnest at dawn on December 19nth in the kitchens of The KAMR headquarters. The combination of pie crust ground beef and ground pork plus special spices takes up the whole day to produce for the several people who take them home. Kat always cranks out a few more than are needed. Those wishing to participate may bring ingredients to donate for the pies and take the pies they want after they are baked. It is suggested that you call the Kat to co-ordinate the amount of ingredients needed and amount of pies to make. She may be reached at 869-2368. Many pies were never picked up last year and were eventually given to the one person who showed up to get them. This year any pies left here after one week will be donated to the homeless shelter.