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The News for Sunday November 6, 2016
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Eileen "Trixie" Sobieck undergoes a heart catherization in attempt to diagnose her heart problem
​Margaret "Peg" Vanlanen  await results after tests in the hospital
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t has been weeks since Margaret "Peg" "Lefty" Vanlanen and Eileen "Trixie" Sobieck have felt right and it seems that doctors are stumped as to what their problems are. Vanlanen has had problems related to her diabetes while Sobieck has been told that her heart is only working at 50% or less.
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Peg Vanlanen had to miss the Crystal Blue Bananas and Nathan Koch wedding in Florida due to feeling poorly and having to be available for upcoming tests. The news from the tests did confirm that there is no cancer but were inconclusive as to what the problem may be. Vanlanen has had other tests since then but the cause of the trouble still eludes the doctor.

Sobieck sought help from the doctor for excessive energy loss and sudden loss of weight. Since April Sobieck has inexplicably lost over 50 lbs. and always feels "tired". Sobieck was told that she was having heart problems after tests supposedly revealed that only half of her heart was working, but after a heart catheterization no blockage was detected. The doctor then suggested that Sobieck undergo a sleep study which yielded no answers. Sobieck revealed today that the doctor declared that he doesn't know what's wrong with her, the doctor ironically is also Vanlanen's physician.

The lack of conclusions by the physition can only lead to the thoery that the sisters have anlien anotomy which doctors have no knowlege of and are keeping a secret. It is not known if all or only some, or all of the Poquette sisters have this complex alien anotomy, or evey what planet this came from.