Top 10 predictions for 2012
1. Alien space ships descend over Hobart, De pere, and Town of Oneida. Oneida resident develops computer virus to infect mother ship, military destroys aliens but not before they destroy Hobart and De Pere, Oneida is saved.
2. A famous pop singer with an outlandish wardrobe will visit the Turkey Bowl and perform a half time show.
3. Bobbie Poquette to be impregnated a 4th. time.
4. A prominent Poquette Family member with an engine rebuilding business will suffer memory loss.
5. Eileen "Trixie" Sobieck will be embarrassed when she is found naked and drunk in her pool by Hobart officials.
6. The Village of Hobart will begin putting Oneida Tribal members in internment camps, they will say it is for their own good.
7. Sarah Poquette will win the lottery and open her own restaurant in Delaware employing Phoenix Daniels as the dish washer.
8. Price of admission to Turkey Bowl remains unchanged.
9. After being disappointed with truck driving Jeremy Rezek will begin hosting his own television show for deaf children on the Oprah Network.
10. Jean Poquette Seidl will discover oil on her land in Green Leaf and become rich.