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January 4, 2009
TOP STORIES OF 2008
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MEEUSEN TO JOIN PEACE CORPS
BEN HANSEN ANNOUNCES CAREER GOALS
MEEUSENS TO LOOK FOR HOME IN FLORIDA
RICK POQUETTE HAS MELTDOWN
POQUETTE TO PURCHASE SHOP FROM L&E MACHINE
BOB VANLANEN HOME FROM IRAQ
KAT BITTEN BY DOG
RICHEYS ARE NOW PARENTS
POQUETTE ANNIVERSARY NEXT WEEK
PICKETT-SNELL WEDDING NEXT WEEK
HANSEN FORSAKES ELDEST DAUGHTER
SOBIECKS PREPARE FOR ANNIVERSARY
SEIDL PROPOSES!
SNOW DANFORTH BREAKS ANKLE
ONEIDA HARLOT ENGAGED
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The Newsletter's Predictions for 2009
Dan VanLanen will experience a visit in the middle of the night from the ghost of Christmas past.


Scott and Judy Treml will awaken to find their goats have been mauled overnight by a chupracobra.


Dick Poquette will rescue one of his grandchildren after seeing it being carried off by dingos.


Jessie Poquette will receive the highest award possible from her employer Checkmate, the Scrooge award.


Timber Rattler outing scheduled for July will be canceled at the last minute due to a snow and ice storm.


It will be discovered that Rick Poquette was actually raised by poodles. 


Stephen Poquette discovers oil on his Oconto property.


After mixing toxic chemicals for a new shampoo Darla Krueger
(Shear Dementia) will be sued for setting a clients hair on fire.


Escaped monkeys from the NEW Zoo will take the Meeuwsen's car on a joy ride and crash it in a swamp.


Sarah Poquette will be mauled by kittens.


Earl Poquette Jr. will forget where he lives and spend the whole night looking for his house in Seymour.